The things that are me are: roller derby, coffee, crafts, kitties, food, belly dancing, the MN music scene, tea, nerdery, and mood swings. You know, the usual Tumblr things.
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
I decided snapchatting after getting my wisdom teeth pulled was a good idea. It went sort of like this.
When they plead for more, adopt a Scottish accent and yell, “I’M GIVIN’ HER ALL SHE’S GOT, CAPTAIN!”
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
I got my wisdom teeth removed. It’s the worst thing ever.
Test Subject— There you are.
Looking for some loose fitting leg wear to carry out further experimentation? Look no further! These comfy pants are perfect for all encounters with life-threatening test chambers!
Note: The Women’s version lacks pockets!!
Why don’t you just make the damn pockets?
it blows my mind that people actually think men need pockets more than women. man i got tampons and midol to carry like what the fuck a man tryna carry, a wallet and a 20 piece tool set to defend his masculinity? the fuck.