The things that are me are: roller derby, coffee, crafts, kitties, food, belly dancing, the MN music scene, tea, nerdery, and mood swings. You know, the usual Tumblr things.

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Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?


Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.


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I decided snapchatting after getting my wisdom teeth pulled was a good idea. It went sort of like this.


When they plead for more, adopt a Scottish accent and yell, “I’M GIVIN’ HER ALL SHE’S GOT, CAPTAIN!

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I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results



I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

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I got my wisdom teeth removed. It’s the worst thing ever.

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Test Subject— There you are.

Looking for some loose fitting leg wear to carry out further experimentation? Look no further! These comfy pants are perfect for all encounters with life-threatening test chambers!



Note: The Women’s version lacks pockets!!

Why don’t you just make the damn pockets?

it blows my mind that people actually think men need pockets more than women. man i got tampons and midol to carry like what the fuck a man tryna carry, a wallet and a 20 piece tool set to defend his masculinity? the fuck.

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